Happy Birthday Johnathan. All the best mate.... 8)
A 6yr old and a 4yr old are up stairs in their bedroom. You know what? says the 6yr old, "I think its about time we started swearing." The 4yr old...
I know i'm only a ponderer but I thought i'd wish you all on this forum a Happy New Year 8)
I believe so Mal. I think they're hoping in January when the orbit of Mars co-incides with the orbit of one of our satalites to try and contact it...
Fella walks into a bar with an octopus. 'This octopus can play any musical instrument that you bring to him' he said. I'll put a tenna on it. So one...
A bit of an old one, but what the hell.... David Beckham goes into a barbers to get his hair cut. He has a personal stereo with him and headphones...
I hate it when wasps in winter are getting near the end of their lifespans and just want to sting anything that moves, numerous times. I also hate...
Poor Toadie. I wish they'd bring back Stonefish :)
I find all Taxi drivers irksome. The way they assume that the roads belong to them and they have no need to aknowledge any other drivers. Damn taxi...
At Mal's request.. 'How many blondes does it take to make a chocolate chip cookie?' Answer: 'Five. One to stir the mixture and four to peel the...
Before a holiday a teacher gives out a homework assignment. "kids, over the holiday I want you to find a situation where the word contagious is...
Yeah Mal it is really good. Looks very wood themed :lol:
I'm not sur if it's a real word Mal. It was in Reaper Man. PTerry said it about Mustrum Ridcully. PS: Had a good time in wales even though it...
AUTOCONDIMENTOR Someone who will put certainly salt and probably pepper on any meal put in front of them whatever it is and reagardless of how...
LOL :lol: I love the new look of the board Mal 8) Anyway heres another poor joke for you... Whats black, white, red and has two legs? Half a...
iamagoblin thats a brilliant, if maybe a bit nasty, joke. Heres a couple of my [i]poor[i] jokes... Girl meets a lad in a club, takes him home...
I'll make sur I put that date in my diary. Unlucky on the questions Mal, it's just luck on whether you get a question you know the answer to or not....
I never knew you were going to be on telly Mal. Good luck anyway, Also if you are going to get your willy out on the set, then make sure its clean....
meeeooooowwww. Though I do agree with you.. :roll:
There are some very good and catchy songs on this record, especially the monkey song. The one thing you've got to give the man is he's an...
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