I know exactly what you mean :) I have a dirty joke. A young woman and a young man fell in a muddy puddle.
What do get when you put a bird, a car and a dog together? A flying car pet!
I usually only remember the bad jokes, like.... How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. :lol:
Bravo! :) What is a Baby's motto? If at first you don't succeed, cry, cry again.
I'll be there :) :worship:
back on topic then: Why did the turtle cross The road? To get to the SHELL station.
Thank you Colonesque, that was post number 1000 in the general discussions too! :)
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink...
It wasn't bad or anything, just a bit of a non-event; what with me being all on my own and that... :(
I got one card from work and a little cake and a song from my flatmate, I've had worse. :)
I think that was meant for the bad joke thread ;)
Thank you :mrgreen:
why did the pony have a sore throat? because he was a little horse.... awwww 8)
I've seen 'Bruce Almighty' too and thought pretty much the same as you, it was pretty funny but the storyline went along exactly the same route I...
A 747 was starting its descent and the pilot had forgotten to turn off the P.A. system. ''As soon as I clock off'' he said, ''I'm going to have a...
It was good, but I think there'll be no Goblin or Smiley on Thursdays for another 8 weeks. :)
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Just noticed we both had nice pings though. :)
I have to commend Jane Austen for helping me get to sleep a lot quicker; I feel great! :sleep:
It seems you can get an upgrade version of XP from 98 at 64 quid, which is a bit cheaper. See what Jonty says...
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