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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
Q: How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? A: wave at him. :lol:
I agree, though it's not really that spooky when you think of all the possibilities in the universe.
q. Why don't matches play baseball? a. One strike, and they're out. :oops:
q. What do you say to a woman with no arms and no legs? a. Nice tits!
Two aerials fall in love get married. The ceremony was a disaster but the reception was brilliant.
Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. :smashfreek:
Merry Christmas.
What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool? Show me your mussels.
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What is blue, green, red, yellow, purple, orange, black, brown, and grey? A box of crayons. :P
A lady walks into a bar and says,'' Barkeep, gimme a martooni.'' The bartender goes back and fixes her a martini. She downs it and says, ''Barkeep,...
How do you know you're at a bulimic bachelor party? When the cake jumps out of the girl!
David Beckham decides to go horse riding: Although he has had no previous experience he skilfully mounts the horse and appears in complete...
new chapter read at last :) Hot stuff he he, no really. It's very good, have you actually been to Mongolia?
A lorry driver was driving along. A sign comes up that reads "low bridge ahead." He tries to turn off but, before he knows it, the bridge is right...
Please don't! That other one was way too mad; made me go dizzy just looking at it.
What's Mary short for? She's got no legs. :D
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