Why do scientists look for things twice? Because they research everything. 8)
Where do fleas go to surf? To the microwave. :lol:
A polar bear walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a large whiskey . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ....
What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor. :)
This one Roman governor was a spontaneous guy, and he was often annoyed when his astrologer buddy had to consult the stars before they could meet for...
An American, an Englishman and a Frenchman are all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze when, all of a sudden, Saudi police rush in...
:lol: A hungry African lion came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter....
Q. If you are an American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? A. European!
What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug? It loses its cool.
One morning, my son asked me: "Why are you making Mommy breakfast? Is she sick?" "No dear," I replied, "It's Mother's Day." "Oh," said my son,...
Why do you look out the window in the morning? Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway. :wink:
During World War II a cat called Oscar served on the German battleship Bismarck. When the Bismarck was torpedoed Oscar was rescued by a British...
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
The worlds' religions according to Shit Taoism Shit Happens If you can shit, it isn't shit. Shit happens, so flow with it. Shit is the...
nice one :) My wife had just bought a new line of expensive cosmetics absolutely guaranteed to make her look years younger. She sat in front of...
One day, Mr. Phillard rushed his pregnant wife over to the hospital. As the doctors were prepping his wife, Mr. Phillard's idiot brother Bill arrived...
When does a bed grow longer? At night, because two feet are added to it.
Q: Why do witches use brooms to fly? A: Because vacuums are too heavy.
What does Cinderella take to the beach when she goes swimming? A pair of glass flippers! :mrgreen:
Why did the rooster cross the road? To show that he wasn't chicken.
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