It is a bit slow at working at first, but it seems to go okay after you've done it once... I'm just copying all my favourite ip addresses and pasting...
Q: What goes "ooooooo"? A: A cow with no lips :lol:
Locked up tight baybaee; sod 'em all! P.S. I am, of course, joking...
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The...
Is there a new TFC out then or what? I keep trying to join via Steam but it always times out before the map is downloaded, I'll keep trying......
stoic \STOH-ik\, noun: 1. (Capitalized). A member of a school of philosophy founded by Zeno holding that one should be free from passion, unmoved by...
Welcome back, what a strange place to put this ;)
Where is Carl leaving to and from? I thought about coming, I really did; but decided the Black Swan was a bit too far, plus I don't want a hangover...
Thanks Paul and up yours goblin :) I really would like to see some proper constructive criticism though; or just whether people like it or not?
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in London. They had been meeting at that park every Sunday for over twenty...
Doctor: I have good news and bad news. Patient: Go with the good news first. Doctor: You have 24 hours to live. Patient: What! How about...
Especially for goblin: Q: How many Polacks does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one, but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes...
Actually I wrote this bit months ago; there's much more to come, just thought I'd post it in managable parts.
Sara's Story has moved. I thought it was getting a bit too large to view here, so I've given it its own page to make it easier to read.
A man and wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary, so the man bought his wife an expensive see-through nightgown. Later that night...
Think I'll apply for some with prizes involved, a fabulous speed boat perhaps! :)
Can't wait till tonight! P.S. Affraid I left Pippa's high heels in one of the fountains at Trafalgar Square... if you keep an eye out you might...
show number 32, series 35, Tuesday 28th October, 3:45pm. q.1. Which is the only Canadian province with a Pacific coastline? I said Quebec, which...
Okay, I'm back! I got both my questions wrong and was out in the first round... Don't mind though because they were really hard and I just didn't...
I've made a Dream Dictionary. If there is anything you think is missing from the list of dreams , or a dream you have that isn't covered, please...
Separate names with a comma.