'Cause I was going to move your joke to the joke thread, so the 'woops' wouldn't have made any sense...
I was going to move Niko's posts to the right thread, but Pippa's seen it now and the memories will never be lost; I only managed to get rid of the...
Two men were out fishing, when they found a lamp floating in the water. One of the men picked it up and rubbed it, causing a genie to explode from...
I'm sorry, I just couldn't eat another snitzel grubben. (Blazing Saddles) Weee, the axeman is back! I've missed you, and Dave keeps asking every...
I haven't been to Mongolia; the closest I've been is China, which is absolutely nothing like Mongolia at all. The place has always interested me...
Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
Ok, new chapter added at last! :wink:
There once was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbours' houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a...
that really stinks! :) A guy is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor that he's worry about getting seasick. The doctor suggests,...
Why did the baker rob the bank? He needed the dough.
A guy went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a...
That is a nice balance; Neighbours cancells out Eastenders' bitterness and Coronation Street is somewhere in between serious and funny. No wonder...
haven't got a clue about what you mean there... IDS?
the UK's #1 reason for suicide more like. :)
I got an e-mail from Gooner (a member here and TP'S web site) yesterday saying he'd watched it; I didn't even know he knew I was going to be on, I...
The first time I read that I thought it said, 'jaded memory' :)
Please, no dissing the world's top soap in here; this topic was brought to you by The Friends of Neighbours Society. ;)
Last Monday Jack was stunned when Nina offered to take their relationship to the next level, but he rejected her. His guilt over Edwina lead him to...
Ah, a Harry Potter fan ;)
"Zen Sausage," Said the Buddhist to the hot dog vendor: "Make me one with everything." 8)
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