I prefer the one about the orange, but still...
the hooves mainly...
What do you get when you cross a centipede with a turkey? Drumsticks for everybody!
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
I forgot to mention that only creative/artistic people usually have those kind of dreams; it's sort of your mind challenging you to think beyond the...
I get that quite a lot; it used to freak me out a bit too. Makes you wonder sometimes if what you're doing is actually a dream and you're going to...
How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum? Three. One to eat it, and two to watch for cars.
Yeah great games, didn't see any goblins though; probably out drinking with a certain Smiley character. :)
A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about...
:lol:
There hasn't been anything in here for a while so: Autumn Falls by Jonathan Malory. Autumn leaves and Autumn falls, Autumn sweeps The...
I hate being behind someone when I'm driving that takes ages to turn a corner; they indicate about half a mile before the turn-off, then edge around...
A man decided to march in the holy crusades. Concluding that his wife should wear a chastity belt while he is gone, he locks up her nether regions...
LIES! :shock:
Simpson, you idiot! That was the self destruct button!
Bloody cheek! They get you to do all that work in the father land and then lay you off when you get home! :evil:
Of course it is you wally :) I sent you a message all about steam and how you need it tp play TFC on Mondays and Thursdays 9pm till 11pm ;)
courtesy of my mate Benji (he's a kid btw) q. What's the tallest dessert in the world? a. The Trifle Tower. :lol:
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The clerk explained that the device was out for...
Oops, sorry; I'll leave your faults alone in future. :)
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