I came out of my friend's house the other day and I was in there for only about five minutes. When I came out there was a traffic police officer...
Father Christmas: Doctor, Doctor I feel so unfit Doctor: You need to go to an elf farm....
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Why was Santa's helper depressed? Low elf esteem... :)
Did Rudolph go to school? No, he was "elf"-taught!
Same applies though, millenium was sort of XP but not quite finished yet... like you say, the work of the deVIL :)
actually they phoned ahead and got the town to send out a group of homing badgers to guide them in.... 8)
Jack and Joe were on holiday and driving along a deserted country road from the town of Kaysville to the town of Lynnsville. They came to a multiple...
That's the centre of a galaxy which, like us, is also always in the centre of the universe... :D
Your operating system is six years old; ms never imagined computers and games would run at such speeds when they wrote it. BTW, Win 2000 is much more...
Haven't done one of these for a while so... Did you know the word "carol" is derived from the old French word caroller, which means dancing around in...
You can now read your daily horoscopes via the link on the front page or click here to have a quick shufty. They aren't written by me btw; it's sort...
and we are all exactly at the centre of the universe.... 8)
Healthy eating; though to be honest, Smiley is a few inches taller than me. ;)
Knock yourself out :) (click the white text Dave...) oh yeah, and the brain tickler; this is a true story from Taiwan. When the rich man reached...
He had a specially trained badger and a trap door underneath the phone box; it's obvious when you know the answer. :)
A rich man's son was kidnapped. The ransom note told him to bring a valuable diamond to a phone booth in the middle of a public park. Plainclothes...
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch. He doesn't usually help many people so he drives on by. Then he notices that a pretty...
but at least you admit you are related :)
brilliant! :D
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