Falling on my arse was going to be my opening gag; a sort of ice breaker to loosen up the audience :)
Thanks, Pip :) I'm getting quite nervous now that it's getting closer...
Some would consider that an accurate name for mister Bush....
Also today I asked as a joke to my friend, thinking he'd laugh at me, if he'd like to borrow my Escapology CD and he said yes! He said there are a...
How about this one, it's pretty bad: Two children were in a doctor's waiting room. The little girl was softly sobbing. "Why are you crying?"...
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colonesque10, I've listened to Robbie William's Escapology since I said I didn't like him and I suppose it's not that bad really. :)
Just bought it last night from Tesco; great film, plus the DVD has loads of extra bits with it... 8)
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