Another bizarre American ritual, having Mother's Day two months after everyone else. :)
I psychiatrist was out hiking one day when he fell into a deep depression...
My auntie decided to stop worrying about her teenage daughter's driving and take advantage of it. She got one of those bumper stickers that say,...
A math teacher had a bird, she trained it to talk. One day it escaped through the window, and she yelled after it, "Polly gone! Polly gone!"
Not sure if I should watch that, I cry very easily. :) I watched Red Dragon the other day, a prequel to 'Silence of the Lambs', which is pretty...
OMG! I can't believe I didn't notice that. :shock:
Are you sure? I haven't watched it for a few years but I don't ever remember there being a Superman anywhere, maybe he's in the background on...
that's really bad. :) Why did the boy crash his wobbly old bike? Because someone threw an elephant at him.
Watched the The Italian Job the other night, it isn't a remake of the original and is ten times better than I thought it was going to be, with a nice...
Earth People Earth People by Jonathan Malory ‘Aliens took it, they must have!’ That was always Dave’s explanation whenever anything went missing,...
A cannibal wasn't feeling too well, so he went to see the witch doctor. "Doc", he says, "I've had a bad tummy ache the last couple of days." "Hmm",...
I hope you copied and pasted all that shit. :shock: :P
Tell me when you get back and you feel ready to go to a public house, I've only been out once this year on the 2nd of January :shock:
:run: When my uncle Fred was 60 he started running five miles a day. He turned 97 today, and we have no idea where he is.
I obey oh master; I am completely under your control, by your command... oh wait, it's working now. At first it just looked like a sort of hypnosis...
Three guys are applying for job with the CIA. They got all the way to the final test. So the first guy walks into the directors office and sits...
What did the angry inflatable teacher say to the irresponsible inflatable child in the inflatable school? Not only have you let me down, you've...
Two monkeys stumbled into a wall. They were plastered!
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great, I'll give it a go tomorrow. :)
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