A rich man's son was kidnapped. The ransom note told him to bring a valuable diamond to a phone booth in the middle of a public park. Plainclothes police officers surrounded the park, intending to follow the criminal or his messenger. The rich man arrived at the phone booth and followed instructions but the police were powerless to prevent the diamond from leaving the park and reaching the crafty villain. What did he do?
He had a specially trained badger and a trap door underneath the phone box; it's obvious when you know the answer.
Knock yourself out (click the white text Dave...) oh yeah, and the brain tickler; this is a true story from Taiwan. When the rich man reached the phone booth he found a carrier pigeon in a cage. It had a message attached telling the man to put the diamond in a small bag which was around the pigeons neck and to release the bird. When the man did this the police were powerless to follow the bird as it returned across the city to its owner.
Very funny Mal..but in a way youre right of course, I did see him the other day and he looked very healthy! Are you giving him advice on 'keep-fit'? Maybe he's taken up cycling? :skip: ...or skipping!
Need more badgers............... Don't you just love the gentle shriek of the timid badger? Or the american badgerictured above.
Jack and Joe were on holiday and driving along a deserted country road from the town of Kaysville to the town of Lynnsville. They came to a multiple fork in the road. The sign post had been knocked down and they were faced with choosing one of five different directions. Since they had left their map at the last petrol station and there was no one around to ask, how could Jack and Joe find their way to Lynnsville?
actually they phoned ahead and got the town to send out a group of homing badgers to guide them in.... 8)